interview checklist

• In the city of New York: check.
• Manicured nails: check.
• Rough draft of questions to ask interviewer: check.
• Directions to office via planes, trains, and automobiles: check.
• Change cell phone time to Eastern Standard Time from Central Standard Time so as not to be an hour late to interview: check.
• Hair straightener to tame wonky bang situation so as not to appear like the totally disheveled human being that I am: check.

photo from here